# put honey on something unusual, document the results. As these awkward photos indicate, I put honey on homemade guacamole. yayyy bad ideas!
# whatever, make a video of yourself flying. well here it is everybody! I finally get to show off my flying skills. and my boobs.
#14, Gogol Bordello tshirt day!
Sorry if I am lookin’ unenthused, I’m not feelin’ so hot. *shrug*
#38 dress like you did when you were 14
-Awkward sweatshirt bought from a store called “Label Shopper” where everything is marked down because its slightly irregular. I bought this sweatshirt thinking it was so cool because it was from the boys section and from American Eagle. It says AE SNOWBOARDS, how cool am I?
-Probably wearing some sort of awkward tshirt underneath. Hence the sweatshirt cover up.
-Please note the sidebangs and awkward side ponytail. Clearly I was at the height of all fashion.
-Wearing hand-me-down Birkenstocks which were all the rage when I was 14.
-The jeans were also from that really crappy Label Shopper store and they were way too big and long for me but I didn’t care, I was 14 and trying to blend in and trying to look like I didn’t give a fuck at the same time.
(Obviously I hadn’t quiiiiite hit my emo punk stage yet. That set in at 15.)
FEMALE KOALAS HAVE TWO VAGINAS AND MALES HAVE BIFURCATED PENISES.
“The male koala, like many marsupials, has a bifurcated penis. The female has two lateral vaginas and two separate uteri, which is common to all marsupials.”
-wikipedia
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And by you all, I mean all of our 5 followers. (sad)
love, Rileyshark
#38 dress like you did when you were 14
ratty fishnets. check. sparkly skirt thing. check. boots. check. Dead Kennedys. check. Kafka’s Metamorphosis. check.
the only things I’m missing are the sad, upstate quality and really messed up, long, unstyled hair. oh 14. I don’t miss you a bit.
#92 find something in an asian market that has no English on it, buy it, then eat it
conclusion: this candy tastes like hangover. and the mascot looks like pedobear. ewwww.
Accomplished when I started breaking things. I think I might have scared everyone from the 3 floor up.
| Him: | Are you okay? |
|---|---|
| Me: | Uh, yeah, I'm fine. (please note that I am sitting in the pharmacy waiting area of a CVS) |
| Him: | Oh okay, you looked sad. |
| Me: | Oh! I'm just tired. |
| Him: | You go to MECA? (He motions towards my paint sodden jeans) |
| Me: | Uh yeah. |
| Him: | Ya gotta boyfriend? |
| Me: | Yeah. |
| Him: | What's your name? |
| Me: | Joanne. |
| Him: | So Joanne, what are the dorms like? Are you allowed to live with your boyfriend? |
| Me: | Uh not really. I think if you are engaged or married you can jump through some loopholes and do some paperwork, but I hear its not really worth it. |
| Him: | Ah. I'm Tommy by the way. |
| *nods* | |
| Him: | Well, I'll see you around Joanne. |
| Me: | Yeah, okay, bye. |
#14 Gogol Bordello tshirt day!
come home with me and I’ll make sure your Jeremiah doesn’t stay innocent
referring to the recurring Daniel Johnston sketch of Jeremiah the Innocent, most famously on the cover of his album Hi, How Are You?
http://www.hihowareyou.com/store/images/products/HiVinylFrontmed.jpg
made by Scarlet
hell yeah.
