January 2011
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Jan 3rd
December 2010
2 posts
“Without teeth for chewing, ocelots tear their food to pieces and swallow it...”
Dec 31st
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# whatever, make a video of yourself flying. well here it is everybody! I finally get to show off my flying skills. and my boobs.
Dec 30th
June 2010
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 2nd
May 2010
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86. find a really obscure fact about an animal...
FEMALE KOALAS HAVE TWO VAGINAS AND MALES HAVE BIFURCATED PENISES. “The male koala, like many marsupials, has a bifurcated penis. The female has two lateral vaginas and two separate uteri, which is common to all marsupials.” -wikipedia
May 30th
Hey guys, I promise posts will start filtering in...
RIGHT SCARLET?@!
May 26th
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February 2010
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Sorry I haven't been posting shittttttt at all...
And by you all, I mean all of our 5 followers. (sad) love, Rileyshark
Feb 21st
January 2010
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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6. do a garden state scream somewhere
Accomplished when I started breaking things. I think I might have scared everyone from the 3 floor up.
Jan 20th
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11. Make a new persona and adopt it for the day....
Him: Are you okay?
Me: Uh, yeah, I'm fine. (please note that I am sitting in the pharmacy waiting area of a CVS)
Him: Oh okay, you looked sad.
Me: Oh! I'm just tired.
Him: You go to MECA? (He motions towards my paint sodden jeans)
Me: Uh yeah.
Him: Ya gotta boyfriend?
Me: Yeah.
Him: What's your name?
Me: Joanne.
Him: So Joanne, what are the dorms like? Are you allowed to live with your boyfriend?
Me: Uh not really. I think if you are engaged or married you can jump through some loopholes and do some paperwork, but I hear its not really worth it.
Him: Ah. I'm Tommy by the way.
*nods*
Him: Well, I'll see you around Joanne.
Me: Yeah, okay, bye.
Jan 20th
Jan 19th
“come home with me and I’ll make sure your Jeremiah doesn’t stay...”
– #69 make a really obscure sexual innuedo
Jan 18th
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Jan 16th
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54. make a twitter account and tweet everysingle... →
Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
Riley's half of the list
51. make a book filled with found objects of a sort (ie receipts etc) 52. play a prank on a resident assistant 53.  photograph yourself at your trashiest 54. make a twitter account and tweet everysingle time you pee in a public setting (in school, restaurant, the like) 55. record yourself talking about your day in the most annoying way ever and post to tumblr (audio or video) 56.  call tumblr...
Jan 15th
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
Scarlet's Half of the List
1. give sushi to the homeless 2. do some sort of music video, video art piece, whatever scored to Fette’s Vette by MC Chris 3. press bare breasts against window 4. dress up like historical figure, walk down street 5. make a pinch pot, give it to other participant 6. do a garden state scream somewhere 7. throw an awesome party 8. find new hiding place that no one will ever find you in, until...
Jan 14th